Dear Miaoster,
you're the only cat i'll ever love. how you wait for me nightly, i'll remember. you'd spring to your feet excitedly. oh miaoster, why did you disappear? for so long, the prints on your fur i remember so clear. did i not make you happy too, my dear miaoster? when the worms infested the void deck, i feared that you miaoster, would be infected. and the food went untouched, the water bowl was full, my miaoster, i was so worried for you. but now that you're back, my ball of fur, miaoster, please don't disappear ever, forever.

i love you,
fat cat

Put on my pj's and hop into bed
I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead
I try and tell myself it'll be alright now
I just shouldn't think anymore tonight